Funny Random Conversations

Here's a couple funny moments with the boys lately:

CALEB

So Caleb was in his room for a nap (which he really needed that day so I basically put him in his bed and closed his door and told him not to come out...) but I was standing outside his door listening because he sounded like he was talking to someone. I could kind of make out the words and it sounded something like this:

"Hey.... why can't you be bigger? I wish... I wish dat you were bigger so you could turn on dat light...can you? Can you..... Mr.???"

(new, higher-pitched voice) "No! I just a stuffed animal!!!"

Also...
Caleb woke up from his nap and groggily walked downstairs. He sat down next to me and I said, "Hey Caleb! How was your nap?" He looks at me, still tired, and says, "When I was a asleep I was dreaming about Chick Fil A." Awesome.

GABE

Gabe and I were discussing how next year he would be in first grade, which means he will go to school from 8 am to 3 pm and not just in the afternoon. He started whining that he wouldn't have any time to play at home during the daytime and how he didn't want to go to school all day long. So then I said to him, "You know, when I was in high school, I would get up and leave my house at 6 in the morning when it was still dark out and go to a church class before school everyday. Then I would go to school all day and after school I would stay for dance team or yearbook or musical practice. And alot of times when I got home, it would be dark out again and I would just eat dinner, do my homework, and go to bed. Then I would do it all over again every day. What do you think about that?"

And Gabe looks at me with a totally straight face and says, "You're going to give me nightmares."

Pretty scary for a kid I guess!